My Body is a Machine that turns Ice Cream into Diarrhea Unisex T-Shirt

Introducing our humorously blunt “My Body is a Machine that Turns Ice Cream into Diarrhea” Unisex T-Shirt – the perfect blend of honesty and humor for those who know the struggle all too well!

Imagine wearing this attention-grabbing tee, adorned with a clever meme-inspired twist on the declaration “My Body is a Machine that Turns Ice Cream into Diarrhea.” It’s sure to turn heads and elicit chuckles wherever you go, whether you’re at the dessert bar or just sharing a laugh with friends over the consequences of indulgence.

Crafted from premium cotton for maximum comfort and durability, this unisex tee is as soft as a scoop of your favorite flavor and as resilient as your digestive system. Whether you’re battling with lactose intolerance or simply reveling in the absurdity of it all, this shirt is sure to provide some much-needed comic relief.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner truth-teller and share a laugh with the world, grab our “My Body is a Machine that Turns Ice Cream into Diarrhea” Unisex T-Shirt today. Because when it comes to facing life’s little challenges, sometimes all you can do is laugh – and carry an extra roll of toilet paper!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!